Fill a hurricane glass (or tall highball glass) with ice to create a frosty glass texture.
Pour in 1 ounce each of vodka, gin, rum, bourbon whiskey, and Triple Sec into the glass.
Add 1 ounce of freshly squeezed lemon juice and 1 ounce of simple syrup to bring a balanced sweetness.
Top the mixture with a splash of cola to achieve the characteristic amber color of a Long Island Iced Tea.
If desired, add a splash of club soda for a subtle fizz.
Stir the contents gently to combine the flavors evenly throughout the drink.
Garnish with a lemon wedge and a lime wedge on the rim of the glass to add a citrus aroma and a decorative touch.
Serve immediately and enjoy your authentic Texas Roadhouse-style sweet tea.